i hear everytime you tip on my posts, i cum a little... it's..
i hear everytime you tip on my posts, i cum a little... it's true π¦
2024-12-29 14:26:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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What do naughty elves post on social media? π§ββοΈπ» Elf-ies! πΈ..
What do naughty elves post on social media? π§ββοΈπ» Elf-ies! πΈπ
2024-12-29 08:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you get a squirrel to like you? πΏΒ Act like a nut
How do you get a squirrel to like you? πΏΒ Act like a nut
2024-12-29 02:29:02 +0000 UTC View Posttipping makes you incredibly sexually attractive π
tipping makes you incredibly sexually attractive π
2024-12-28 20:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call Santa's wild party? ππ A mistletoe orgy! πΏπ
What do you call Santa's wild party? ππ A mistletoe orgy! πΏπ
2024-12-28 14:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostLet's flip a coin: heads, you're mine; tails, I'm yours. πͺπ
Let's flip a coin: heads, you're mine; tails, I'm yours. πͺπ
2024-12-28 08:23:03 +0000 UTC View Posti love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid π e..
i love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid π even a chef wouldnβt spend 40 hrs a week cooking for free.. drop a tip if u like me? π
2024-12-28 02:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one Christmas ornament say to the other? ππ¬ "You tu..
What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? ππ¬ "You turn me on!" π‘π
2024-12-27 20:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a Christmas fireplace? π₯π Because being with you war..
Are you a Christmas fireplace? π₯π Because being with you warms my heart on even the coldest nights. πβ€οΈ
2024-12-27 14:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostGive it to me! Give it to me! she yelled. "I'm so wet, give ..
Give it to me! Give it to me! she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella βοΈ
2024-12-27 08:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Mrs. Claus divorce Santa? π€Άπ He was caught coming do..
Why did Mrs. Claus divorce Santa? π€Άπ He was caught coming down the chimney with a different ho! π π₯π
2024-12-27 02:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a parking ticket? Because you have "FINE" written al..
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "FINE" written all over you. π«
2024-12-26 20:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostThey say that during sex you burn off as many calories as ru..
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? π π€£
2024-12-26 14:28:03 +0000 UTC View Postyou know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip π
you know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip π
2024-12-26 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI assumed happiness started with an βHβ but I believe it act..
I assumed happiness started with an βHβ but I believe it actually starts with βU.β πβ€οΈ
2024-12-26 02:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an o..
What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? π³ Itβs not what it looks like! π
2024-12-25 20:25:03 +0000 UTC View Postall my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be..
all my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be one of my faves? π₯Ί
2024-12-25 14:22:03 +0000 UTC View Postπ½οΈ π§ππ£ π§π’ ππ«π§ππ‘π ππ«π£ππ₯ππ§ππ’π‘π» $5 = Just a nice way to say tha..
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$5 = Just a nice way to say thank u for my entertainment services hehe π
$10 = Iβll add 7 DAYS TO EXPIRE
$25 = + 14 DAYS TO EXPIRE
$50 = Expire removed
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π§ββοΈ Destroying my tiny elf pussy several ways cumming over and over again π
Why did Santa hire a dominatrix? π π He wanted someone to whi..
Why did Santa hire a dominatrix? π π He wanted someone to whip his sleigh into shape! π π₯
2024-12-25 08:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? π A cherry fl..
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? π A cherry float
2024-12-25 02:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostI can be good to you if youβre good to me π drop a tip and s..
I can be good to you if youβre good to me π drop a tip and see
2024-12-24 20:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Santa go to the strip club? π π He wanted to check th..
Why did Santa go to the strip club? π π He wanted to check the North Pole dancers! ππ
2024-12-24 14:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostFlirting with you is like being on a roller coaster π’, thril..
Flirting with you is like being on a roller coaster π’, thrilling and full of ups and downs! π€©
2024-12-24 08:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a tip if you like my assets ππ
Drop a tip if you like my assets ππ
2024-12-24 02:31:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Santa's favorite position? π π Doggy-style, with his r..
What's Santa's favorite position? π π Doggy-style, with his reindeer! πΆπ₯
2024-12-23 20:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be your sleigh ride companioon? π·π I'll take you on a ..
Can I be your sleigh ride companioon? π·π I'll take you on a thrilling journey of love and joy. πβ€οΈ
2024-12-23 14:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostA naked man broke into a church. The police chased him aroun..
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ π
2024-12-23 08:35:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call Santa's favorite strip club? π π’ The North P..
What do you call Santa's favorite strip club? π π’ The North Pole Exotic Lounge! ππ
2024-12-23 02:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou're the π¦ cherry on top of my ice cream, the extra sprink..
You're the π¦ cherry on top of my ice cream, the extra sprinkle of sweetness that makes life even better. π¨π
2024-12-22 20:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do boats go when they're sick? β΅οΈ To the boat doc
Where do boats go when they're sick? β΅οΈ To the boat doc
2024-12-22 14:23:03 +0000 UTC View Post
