It’s about that time! Time for a good old clean! Are you a disgusting pig who doesn’t know what the different vacuum extensions are for? Well you’re in luck - Susan is a disgusting pig too! Susan’s been fucking around the house all day long fuelled by Chardonnay and the chocolate truffles her totally unaware husband got her. It’s a hard life but someone’s gotta do it😜
2022-11-19 09:55:15 +0000 UTC
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‼️Your favourite useless housewife is back again for this week’s photoset‼️ - who’s house needs a good cleaning?*💦
*Susan will not clean your house to any acceptable degree but you just might find her drinking Chardonnay naked on the stairs - that ok?
2022-11-18 15:25:35 +0000 UTC
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Guess who’s coming back out to do some more shitty housework this weekend???
2022-11-17 10:10:40 +0000 UTC
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Who liked last week’s Bad Kitty photoset?? More of the same?
2022-11-16 12:05:37 +0000 UTC
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Bad kitty photoset loading… 😈😽
2022-11-12 13:09:17 +0000 UTC
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Bad kitty photoset this weekend anyone?
2022-11-11 19:41:32 +0000 UTC
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I am (ever so slightly) blonder as of today, so please expect me to be much more fun…
2022-11-11 19:14:27 +0000 UTC
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Me thinking about the photoset I’m releasing this weekend 😏🫣
2022-11-09 11:20:34 +0000 UTC
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Casual Tuesday evening…
2022-11-08 20:03:57 +0000 UTC
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‘Girl what that tongue do?’
Me:
2022-11-07 15:34:34 +0000 UTC
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What do we think - shall I release the other video from my ‘Smashing Pumpkins’ halloween photoset today??
2022-11-04 11:15:06 +0000 UTC
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Some milder gains content to prep you for the pumpkin video coming later today 😝🎃🎃
⚠️MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR AUTO-RENEW ON TO RECEIVE THE VIDEO⚠️
2022-11-01 10:18:02 +0000 UTC
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The First set of Halloween content has been released to your DMs 😜 message me if you subscribed today and haven’t got the set and I’ll send it to you 😘 xx TURN YOUR AUTO-RENEW ON TO MAKE SURE YOU RECEIVE THE ‘DOUBLE PUMPKIN’ VIDEO THAT IM RELEASING LATER TODAY 😜 🎃🎃😈
2022-10-31 10:52:04 +0000 UTC
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ONE MORE DAY till my halloween pumpkin content is released! There will be a photoset, and TWO extra videos that will only be available to my subscribers who have their autorenew turned on 😋 if you have a thing for latex boots, fishnet tights, and nympho-pumpkins you are NOT going to want to miss this treat 🎃🎃💦 xx
2022-10-30 09:16:46 +0000 UTC
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We love a bodysuit 😜
2022-10-29 10:07:12 +0000 UTC
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Have you ever been jealous of and or attracted to a pumpkin? My halloween content is coming in T minus 2 days! Make absolutely fucking sure you have your auto renew TURNED ON so that you receive TWO very special video content options… 🎃🎃😈
2022-10-28 09:55:21 +0000 UTC
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Halloween set and extra special video released in T minus 3 days 🥵
2022-10-27 09:51:13 +0000 UTC
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Who’s looking forward to halloween? I am SOOOOO excited for this very special photoset (hint: the PPV photoset involves much less clothing and a lot more orange body paint… 😜). There is also an incredibly exclusive video that I’ll be releasing JUST for my subscribers with their auto-renew on featuring two very specially decorated pumpkins… 🎃🎃😜
2022-10-26 20:37:11 +0000 UTC
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Folks - I shot perhaps my FAVOURITE photo set I’ve ever done over the weekend - it involves me becoming a human pumpkin and although that is actually a terrible sales pitch I think you will be very pleasantly surprised. Everyone with their auto-renew turned on will also get the option of an extra EXTRA fucking special video I shot featuring two pumpkins that you’ll like EVEN MORE than the one I grew in my garden - you have a few days to make sure your auto renew is on so don’t fuck up 😝🎃🎃
2022-10-24 17:50:41 +0000 UTC
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The prequel to today’s sweaty workout video that will arrive in your DMs later today! I probably shouldn’t have worn underwear that was QUITE so susceptible to getting soaked through but we live and learn… 😏🤭
2022-10-22 10:39:47 +0000 UTC
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Sneak peak at tomorrows video release! An INCREDIBLY sweaty workout in maybe the worst lingerie elder to do a sweaty workout in? They were soaked THROUGH by the time I was done - have I mentioned I HATE cardio workouts 🥵 I think you can start to see the changes I’ve been making to my exercise regime in these pics - especially glutes so I can wait for you all to see ☺️💋🍑 xx
2022-10-21 19:33:45 +0000 UTC
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The foot goodness that you all deserve 💋
2022-10-17 11:36:00 +0000 UTC
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I am SO excited (and nervous) for this weeks photoset! You all really seem to like my natural lingerie sets so this time I’ve gone for that vibe - a really nice lilac lace lingerie set with frills ☺️ It’s more revealing than normal so I hope y’all are excited ☺️☺️
2022-10-13 09:55:19 +0000 UTC
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Should I wear this dress to an event I have coming up??
2022-10-13 07:42:52 +0000 UTC
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Me doing 80kg hack squats and 120kg on the leg press (both machines weigh, 50kg don’t try and come for me with your plate mathematics!). Reminiscing on my bulking days when I had a PB of 300kg for 5 reps on the leg press 😰 do y’all prefer me leaner and w/more definition or chonkier with legs that could crush watermelons?
2022-10-12 08:45:33 +0000 UTC
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Who’s ready for Halloween? This was last year’s Little Meg Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf set 😜 I’ve just done a big order for all my Halloween photo sets for this year but I want to know which one you’d most like to see… VOTE BELOW 💋
2022-10-09 09:06:07 +0000 UTC
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Ready for my very ill-advised lace lingerie workout video later? There’s a reason people don’t workout in lace, and I’m pretty sure it’s because it makes you even more of a sweaty bitch than you already are, I was a STATE by the end of it 🥵🍑
2022-10-07 16:41:00 +0000 UTC
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Like this post if you would have been convinced to follow Devil Meg down to the depths of hell after last weekend’s PPV photoset? 😜😈
2022-10-04 19:04:33 +0000 UTC
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Can you tell how much I love cardio? 🥵😂
2022-10-03 14:05:32 +0000 UTC
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Sweaty cardio workout yesterday which I HATED! Video of me slagging off the instructor coming asap 😂
2022-10-03 10:41:41 +0000 UTC
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