Strip down to your skivvies and pop on a bow tie, it is the height of fancy-ness and decorum. Swear to Zeus. People will be so impressed by how impressive you are that they will literally look at you disapprovingly. Out of jealousy.
2022-10-25 09:59:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Whipped cream play with the incomparably sexy @vonnuit33
2022-10-23 10:27:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright alright, just ONE more bathroom selfie. Just the one. I already took the picture. I’m already posting it. It’s just the one. And you will *like it* or I will post MORE bathroom selfies. This is now a reverse hostage situation. But with selfies.
2022-10-18 10:21:30 +0000 UTC View Post
“I wish that I could be a sucker for love, the way I’m a sucker for lying; but I like getting lost, it’s easier than finding my way”
2022-10-01 00:26:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Nudes coming soon, but not today. Today I am coy. Observe the coyness.
2022-09-27 08:02:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Because of this picture I now know that my “lifting heavy things” face and my “I could not be more dead inside” face are one and the same. I will process this information and get back to you all, please stand by 🙏
2022-09-26 09:37:06 +0000 UTC View Post
And now the front side! Look at me, having a face and all. Unheard of.
2022-09-23 09:49:55 +0000 UTC View Post
My photographer / manager / life coach was worried that everyone would notice the cables and enormous package of toilet paper in the background so please nobody notice these things thanks
2022-09-22 10:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post
At the intersection of sexy and silly, that’s where you’ll find me 🫠 Princess themed sexy party, photo by the sexy/silly @vonnuit33
2022-09-20 23:36:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Save a cowboy, ride that cowboy 😉
2022-09-18 00:49:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I love you and you love my ass so we’re good here
2022-09-12 08:22:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Is that a tattoo on my ass or am I just happy to see you??
2022-08-18 12:12:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Been working on these shoulders, I hear they’re good for resting on 😴
2022-08-12 12:23:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I’M ALREADY PULLED OVER, I CAN’T PULL OVER ANY FARTHER
2022-08-08 13:04:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Work hard play har- LOOK A BATHROOM SELFIE NO ONE IS DOING THOSE ANYMORE
2022-07-28 10:20:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Be yourself because everybody else is blah blah blah blah HEY WOW THIS TOWEL IS KINDA LOW
2022-07-28 10:18:24 +0000 UTC View Post
It takes 4 months to go from bear to wolf if you’re willing to work hard and blah blah blah blah HEY LOOK MY SHIRT IS OFF
2022-07-28 10:14:39 +0000 UTC View Post
