Fatty's back with another pathetic workout attempt! This tim..
Added 2024-01-24 22:00:15 +0000 UTCFatty's back with another pathetic workout attempt!
This time, the goal was to *try* and recreate my old gym routine,
yanno, before the extreme, almost 80 pound weight gain.
I got a little more brave in my choice of active wear on this visit!
I swapped my tank top for a crop!
And these pink & blue leggings don't do nearly as a good a job of hiding my hanging belly (or my fupa).
It's been 2 months since I last set foot in the gym,
and even then, I only went to show off how out of shape I've become.
Expect huffing and puffing, wobbling and jiggling,
a pitiful aerobic performance and futile attempts to lift weights.
Then, I hop my fat ass on a treadmill and finally a stair master,
before hauling my hot, panting body back home to cool off.
I look so dewy and doughy in the pale light of my window.
