

Sailor Gains
You decide it's time to confront your girlfriend about her recent weight gain, but she's insistent that the scale is still reading 100 lbs like it always has. After some teasing, you convince her to step on the scale again and sure enough it says 100...
But not 100 lbs, 100 kg. She can't believe it, surely something's wrong! But maybe the gain isn't the worst thing to happen...