It’s time for a little nap … or?
It’s time for a little nap … or?
2025-06-21 10:28:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s time for a little nap … or?
2025-06-21 10:28:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat am I saying? 😉
For those who are Germans don’t help them!
This is what you see, when you are hiding under my desk…
2025-06-08 23:43:08 +0000 UTC View PostPsst nobody is here, I can give you a little sneak peek 😜
2025-06-01 23:44:59 +0000 UTC View PostToday my wife asked me to wear different pants because she is too embarrassed by the sight of them in public. What is your opinion?
2025-05-18 23:17:53 +0000 UTC View PostYep… that feels much better. Jeans are really uncomfortable
2025-05-13 23:33:13 +0000 UTC View PostI know its bad quality… but it’s long long ago 😄
2025-05-10 22:01:58 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning… hold on, hold on I am coming
2025-05-08 23:50:02 +0000 UTC View PostThank you for your support. Thanks to you, I was able to treat myself. What do you think of my expensive new watch?
2025-05-04 16:48:16 +0000 UTC View PostDo you also hear those ancient African bush drums? I wonder where the sound comes from.
2025-05-01 12:32:27 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the horses kicked me in the balls yesterday… I tell you, that was one of the hardest blows I've ever taken.
At first I thought my balls are gone.. but thank god they are still there 😅
They say that Easter is a combination of Christianity and a pagan fertility cult… I think I took the fertility thing too literally😅
Happy Easter
Let’s play a game together… it’s called:
How long can you hold your breath?
Oh no… how could that happen again?
2025-03-30 22:01:30 +0000 UTC View PostThe perfect Women’s Day gift doesn’t exis….. hold my beer😁
I gave her the best glasses I could find.
Thank god it is still working 😄
2025-03-01 21:42:20 +0000 UTC View PostI am deadly sick… I have the man flu 🤧
This is the end guys…
My Valentines Present… my Cock. I allow you to sit on my pole. Make yourself happy And let’s do a sex tape😉
2025-02-15 02:27:44 +0000 UTC View PostSitting on my interview couch, 1 degrees Celsius in my gym, but that is not a problem… I have my personal heat pole with me😁
2025-02-09 00:06:46 +0000 UTC View PostShould I make this couch my new „interview couch“ 😄
2025-02-07 01:27:28 +0000 UTC View PostIt seems like, not enough time has passed since Christmas😅 my glimpse of a sixpack is gone
2025-01-25 00:58:46 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know the Movie with this soundtrack? One of my favorite movies. And also one of my nicknames at the sport club 😅
2025-01-19 23:46:21 +0000 UTC View PostSorry but this place is occupied, there is no place for you to sit, unless… which place would you take?
2025-01-10 00:13:02 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year! How did you start the new year? For me it was very relaxing... She complained that I needed too long to cum, now she has quite a sore bicep 😂
2025-01-01 23:04:48 +0000 UTC View PostSanta! I was really bad this year please have mer….mhmh mhmh hhgm ghma ghwaaa gag gag
I wish all of you a merry Christmas. I hope for your own sake that all of you have been good this year. Otherwise Santa has to punish and use you. 🎄 🍆
All of us need some special extra workouts … Christmas is about to begin😅 We all know what that means, food, food and a lot of alcohol.
2024-12-23 01:14:54 +0000 UTC View PostLazy Sunday evening. My first bath after almost 4 years.
2024-12-15 21:47:39 +0000 UTC View Post