I am unsending all of the charity posts and the charity post is canceled. Someone is taking these photos that were made specifically to help people like me, people in my family, and others who suffer from an incurable disease like Polycystic Kidneys.
Yet someone disregarded this and is using these pictures to make money for themselves and to trick people. I am not only disappointed but also disgusted that someone would do this.
All content will now be watermarked to prevent this from happening. It may be a distraction in some of the sets but you must understand the position I am being put in.
We raised about $600. That’s triple what we made last year and I’m so proud of y’all. Im sorry it ended so soon. But I can’t disregard that this is happening for it to continue to happen.
Thank you for your support and understanding.
Not porn but thought y’all would like a story. It’s D&D related and kinda long so strap in! ❤️ I also interject a lot (like this) when I tell stories so ahhhhhh.
I don’t play serious campaigns for D&D. It’s not my style but at the same time, having a campaign that has no plot or seriousness can be annoying and no progress is made. So a mixture is GREAT.
I went to the first session (I didn’t even go to play, I brought my chess book 😭😭😭 P.S. Read/Watch Queen’s Gambit, it’s making me pick up chess and I feel so smart.) without even knowing the DM and I’m so glad they convinced me to play.
I introduced my best rolled character ( 2 17’s and a 16??? Ma’am.) named Aries Lightshield (don’t bully me I’m cool) and I LOVE HER. She carries a sprig of mistletoe with her at all times (I spent in game money on it, it is PHYSICALLY in my inventory) in case she wants to kiss somebody. She’s talk, dark haired, and is super strong and confident. She’s pretty much loved by everybody because she’s the perfect knight but she’s actually a huge asshole. I love her so much. Think Female Gaston.
ANYHOO, long story short, we’re after an orc syndicate called The Karn Brothers. We’ve finally made our way to their hideout after spending a large amount of time going around town asking for information.
(Note to self: Do not let Aries try to seduce an orc. It works. Thank you, lucky dice. *smooch*)
We’ve come to the beginning of the BBEG (Big Bad Evil Guy for those who don’t know! Pretty much the campaign’s final boss! Why do they say BBEG when “final boss” has less syllables? I don’t know, I’m not a scientist.) when our Kobold rogue (who canonically rides in a baby holder attached to the Dragonborn. I drew it.) goes off to try to sneak into the building. There is also the Dragonborn fighter and I, the...Half Elf...fighter. Yeah, I know. We didn’t think it through. We had no magic at ALL lol. But we could P U N C H.
Anyway, the Dragonborn and I decide to try and confront the two guards at the front. We do and end up killing one of them pretty easily. I say we...but ya know. I had 18 AC and my strength was 17. (By the way, AC means Armor Class! This means the DM has to roll higher than that to be able to damage you with anything, really. It can be the biggest baddest punch in the world but if the DM rolls a 14 and my AC is 18, he won’t damage me at all, most of the time. I’m pretty sure there are exceptions but I don’t DM often so if I’m wrong, let me know!)
So after some time, the fuckin lizard gets pinned to the wall by a spear and becomes a decoration for the rest of the game. He never stood a chance. I didn’t even know his name. He had 4 HP because he rolled a fucking 7 for his CON. (It was an in game joke that my character was racist against lizard people. So I bullied him relentlessly the entire time. Like, lizard people, right? I’m tellin ya.)
So it’s up to the two fighters sharing one brain cell. We both have 8 in INT. The only reason we got in the fight was because the Dragonborn tried to sneak past while in a barrel. He rolled a 1. He fell through the dock and left a huge hole. This is important.(OH by the way, Intellect- basically common sense. On the other hand, your wisdom or WIS is book smarts. WIS to know the stove is hot and INT to know not to touch it.)
Things were looking good for us, though. Until something happened.
Aries Lightshield entered Knight fuckboi mode and starts taunting them.
Envy: Ha. I say “The KARN Brothers? More like the CORN brothers.” (I cried from laughing at my own joke.) And I use my long sword in the one in front of me.
DM: Roll to hit.
Envy: *rolls* 8. (You need a 14.)
Do this three more times.
I would say the same joke because I wanted it so bad. I wanted to make the joke on a killing move. It needed to happen.
Except the DM made a mistake. He somehow rolled a 1. (Rolling a 1 is literally called an Epic Failure. Whatever you were doing goes wrong in the WORST way. Your enemy can even counterattack and seriously damage you!) Now was my chance. I can push him into the hole the Dragonborn made. This is it-
DM: How do you respond to the natural 1?
Envy: I go up to him to finish my fucking joke and try to hit him with the sword so I can get my cool move.
DM: Roll at advantage.
Envy: *rolls 8 both times*
I died the next turn and rolled a 1. I lost us the campaign. It wasn’t supposed to be a 1-Shot but I uh...I think it’s worth it. It’s a pretty good joke.
Anyway I enjoyed myself. Hope y’all are well. Thank y’all for participating in the roll and donating to the charity. I’m so glad we’re able to make a difference in this difficult time. You guys are All Stars (I don’t know why I like that so much lol) ❤️✨
Congratulations on 1400 subs! You’ve earned a pretty special cosplay video, wouldn’t you say? I WOULD SAY.
Keep a look out!
Also AAAAAAHH. YOU GUYS!!!!!! WE ALREADY PASSED THE CHARITY GOAL FROM LAST YEAR???? AND WE DOUBLED IT???? ON THE FIRST DAY?????????? HELLO????
You guys are truly wonderful people for putting anything extra you have to this cause. From the bottom of my heart I sincerely thank you guys. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Tomorrow is Sunday! Be sure to join the Renew Crew to get a little bit of extra content sent your way, tomorrow! Just may way of saying thank you for your continued support! If you have renew turned ON, you'll be recieving some extra content for free! Be sure to have it turned on before tomorrow <3 See ya soon!
HELLO EVERYONE! Thank you guys so much for subbing to my Onlyfans! ❤️ As promised, here is your anal content! I ended up cumming a bit before my goal time but iiiiiiii don’t think you mind! Besides, I saved all the anal clips I posted to Snapchat to upload here in one video! Soooooo that works for me! ❤️(They’ll be up in a few minutes!)
Once again, thanks so much! Look forward to another prize if we reach 1400! ❤️
Hey guys! The heater in my house is broken so I took these pictures when it was 54 degrees inside 😎👉🏼👉🏼
Show me some appreciation LOL - I’ll be able to fully get the anal video when the heater gets fixed!
(Also those of you who haven’t added my free snap, feel free to do so! There’s more content and it’s free!) Free_Envy
I’m gonna be honest with y’all. I was feeling SO GOOD about myself for this video. You can probably tell but I was enjoying myself so much for this ❤️ Literally my thoughts were “I’m a goddess and I’m gracing you with this pussy grant me tribute.” And it. Felt. Awesome.
I feel like a flower princess 🌸✨🌸✨🌸
Also! You guys will be getting some anal content soon! I have a sub goal set and if I reach it before reaching 200k on Twitter, I’ll be posting an extra long anal video to the feed! Keep your fingers crossed extra tight!!!
Oh! And friendly reminder for the person screen recording and selling the content in a Dropbox/ please know that we know who are you and you’ll be hearing from my DMCA service shortly! ❤️
What have I been up to? SEWING THIS TAIL. THAT’S RIGHT. I LEARNED TO SEW FOR YOU GUYS.
Anyway here’s the Raphthalia you asked for. Those who requested owe me $4,000 😊😊 Just kidding, she was super fun! Hope you like it! Hopefully I’ll get fucked in this cosplay soon. That would be nice to see...hmmmmmmmm.
Me: I want to have a really nice anal training session. But I’ve been good so I’ll use my favorite vibe with it ❤️
The approaching orgasm I don’t know about: おまえわもうしんでいる
