Hoeism —HoeismTo hoe, or not to hoe, that is the question—Wh..
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Hoeism
To hoe, or not to hoe, that is the question—
Whether ’tis hotter to thirst in solemn silence,
Or to shoot your shot in a sea of chaos,
And by the swipe, end it. To smash, to chill—
No more—and by a chill to say we dodge
The drama and the double texts that flesh is heir to—
’Tis a vibe devoutly to be wished. To smash,
Perchance to catch feels—ay, there’s the glitch!
For in that hook-up haze, what strings may cling,
When we have ghosted all the morning afters,
Must give us pause.
So who would bear
The eye-rolls of “wyd?”, the left-on-seen,
The unmatched face, the post-nut dread,
The walk of shame in Crocs at 8 a.m.,
The cursed, “we should do this again” lie,
When they themselves might quiet quit the game
With softboy charm or brunch with benefits?
Thus overthinking makes cowards of us all,
And thus the glow of late-night thirstiness
Is dimmed by vibes too real and texts too vague,
And savage plans of instant gratification
Get ghosted in the group chat.
Soft you now,
The fair “situationship”—
Nymph, in thy “lol”s be all my snaps remembered.
