🩵 Meme dump 🩵
🩵 Meme dump 🩵
2025-07-10 14:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Wet Wednesday and the forecast says there’s a 100% chance of you finishing bc of me 😇💦
2025-07-09 21:01:58 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Monday and I’m already annoyed. Time to tribute like your paycheck depends on it. 💳🖤📆
2025-07-07 15:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostDo I look innocent in my Calvins? Or is that just the lighting?
2025-07-07 14:31:07 +0000 UTC View PostJust out here letting the breeze kiss every toe… you jealous yet?
2025-07-06 23:10:46 +0000 UTC View Post🖤Bet you’d behave better if this sat on your face🖤
2025-07-05 16:22:12 +0000 UTC View PostThey’re soft. They’re pink. And they’re all yours— if you’re willing to behave 🌸 🌺
2025-07-03 12:15:37 +0000 UTC View PostHump day? Nope, it’s get-on-your-knees day 🙇
2025-07-02 18:48:28 +0000 UTC View PostSundays are for sinning, right?
2025-06-28 21:10:46 +0000 UTC View PostTell me which pics I should post on my X you guys
2025-06-27 16:19:00 +0000 UTC View PostCaught myself lookin cute and figured I’d share — comment below what kinds of pics you want to see!
2025-06-25 21:10:58 +0000 UTC View Posthow do we feel about the summer polish?
2025-06-24 00:23:37 +0000 UTC View PostJust enough to keep you thinking about me, never enough to satisfy you 🫠😜
2025-06-19 23:41:00 +0000 UTC View PostJust a lil peek for u lucky ones 💜
2025-06-11 18:46:26 +0000 UTC View Post• Just a cutie patootie honestly •
2025-06-10 05:18:16 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t you wish you could do this yourself?
2025-06-09 13:31:24 +0000 UTC View PostSoft like a secret, sweet like sin
2025-05-27 13:35:08 +0000 UTC View PostHoeism —
Hoeism
To hoe, or not to hoe, that is the question—
Whether ’tis hotter to thirst in solemn silence,
Or to shoot your shot in a sea of chaos,
And by the swipe, end it. To smash, to chill—
No more—and by a chill to say we dodge
The drama and the double texts that flesh is heir to—
’Tis a vibe devoutly to be wished. To smash,
Perchance to catch feels—ay, there’s the glitch!
For in that hook-up haze, what strings may cling,
When we have ghosted all the morning afters,
Must give us pause.
So who would bear
The eye-rolls of “wyd?”, the left-on-seen,
The unmatched face, the post-nut dread,
The walk of shame in Crocs at 8 a.m.,
The cursed, “we should do this again” lie,
When they themselves might quiet quit the game
With softboy charm or brunch with benefits?
Thus overthinking makes cowards of us all,
And thus the glow of late-night thirstiness
Is dimmed by vibes too real and texts too vague,
And savage plans of instant gratification
Get ghosted in the group chat.
Soft you now,
The fair “situationship”—
Nymph, in thy “lol”s be all my snaps remembered.
2025-05-24 12:35:24 +0000 UTC View Post🩵 Though she be little she is fierce 🩵
2025-05-22 11:33:22 +0000 UTC View PostTan lines are coming in, gentle sirs ;)) I need to prepare for sundress season… who wants to buy me one?
2025-05-20 15:34:05 +0000 UTC View PostMessage me with customs requests ppl!! I may turn down something I’m not comfortable with, but I always aim to please 💕
2025-05-20 14:37:38 +0000 UTC View Post